[QOTW] QOTW

[QOTW]

[QOTW] A fairytale adventure! [5/16/16]

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called Quotopia, which was ruled 
by a kind and generous king, who was said to be the finest quoter in all 
the land. All of his subjects agreed that his quotes were always topical 
and funny, and were often improved by the lack of context associated 
with them. He had a beautiful daughter who was unwed, so he called upon 
the many nobles of the land to vie for hand of his daughter. The nobles 
came bearing many quotes to offer the king as a gift to win his favor. 
As the nobility of Quotopia assembled in the castle, the king came out 
bearing a shining quote, and declared, “This is an example of what a 
fine quote should be!”:

"Why didn't Mr. Letarte wake up on time?  Because he's never alarmed!" 
-Shyam

All the nobility stared in awe of this glorious quote, and then laid 
down their many quotes before the king and his daughter.

Ms Haber: Your pages are as virginal as they were when they were 
printed.
John: Why must you phrase it like that?
Chessy (talking about the 1960s): BECAUSE IT'S A TIME OF SEX, JOHN

“I'll never be able to look Mr. Wharton in the eye again.”
-Sarah about the commonwealth dance concert

"Oh look it's my favorite memer!"
-Nate when seeing Tristan

“Just go to home depot. There are hot guys in Home Depot.”
-Anna

"There are only three things in life that cannot be avoided: death, 
taxes, and student jobs."
-Mr. Rios

“I'm so thirsty. I need to eat that toilet paper.”
-Rachel Spitzer

"Oh my gosh he's so talented. He's also not wearing a lot of clothing"
-Sarah Curtis (with reference to some hot ballet dancer)

"Brutus yelled, 'nerd!!' then Caesar got tagged in the back like 27 
times. Caesar was a straight thug."
- Omari


"It was like Steve Curry dropping a three pointer"
-Billy "Fellow Kids" Wharton

"Because that's a totally normal thing to do. You go into 1B and take 
off your pants."
  -Ms. Burke

The king looked upon the many offerings, but before he could decide upon 
a suitable suitor for his daughter, the princess declared that she 
didn’t need a husband to define herself as a person at this stage in her 
life,  and was going to first pursue her career before even thinking 
about settling down and starting a family. The king, recognizing the 
shifting landscape of the role of women in society, respected his 
daughter’s decision, and they all lived happily ever after.

-Mason “The New King of Quotopia” Granof