[QOTW] The Biblical Quote [10/19/15]

[QOTW]

And an Angel of the Lord spoke to the the people who signed up for this 
mailing list and said:

In the beginning, mysterious beings created QOTW.  And Commonwealth saw 
that it was good. And Deneb said “Let there be quotes” and he copied and 
pasted quotes from the abyss of the website, created by some kids in 
like 2007. And Deneb saw that one quote rose above the rest. And he 
called that quote the winning quote of last week.

"I got home and my hands smelled so much like garlic, I just had to go 
to bed."
-Tarang

And so it was.

And the spirit of all these other kids that said funny stuff moved over 
the internet into an message to be sent to all people of the land of the 
Commonwealthites.

Give her a tour of the elevator shaft.
-Alexandra C-K

Zach: are you dating Randy?
Nika: I'm not straight enough for that
Zach: I am.

"Lincoln Chafee is a cute little baby snow owl."
-Nika Eringros

Sam: Nicole you're too mature.
Tristan: Yeah Nicole, grow down.

Student: What are the applications of this system on reality?
Mr. Letarte: I don't know. I'm not much of an expert on reality.

Ben: "Did you just...shove shirtless people in my face?"
Emma D: "Do I ever not?"

Mr. Letarte: "Somehow I feel like I'm about to be quoted now."

"I thought of a new political system. It's called 
Marxism-Leninism-Letarteism. Everyone starves to death, but the person 
who dies last wins."
-Noah Powell

"At my house, we do inanimate objects."
-Maia D., on her family's Halloween costumes.

"He tends to thud." -Ms. Jackman on Mr. Paul going down stairs

-Deneb “Got all the bible references from Katherine” Scott (and 
Katherine “on the seventh day I rested… jk” Mateos)