[QOTW] Still September! (QOTW 9/17/14)

[QOTW]

Hey nerds. I'm new at this business, so I'm trying to break the ice by 
calling you condescending names. Jerks.

Alright, wimps, we've been getting some really awesome quotes (as you 
shalt soon see)

Last week's winner 'twas:

"You don't want to just," *loud snort* "You know, like a cocaine 
addict."
-Ms. Jackman on proper wafting technique


And this week's quotes:

"You know, it's not a bad idea to do selfies."
-Rusty

"I grab an apple. Then I reach into the bag of natural numbers and grab 
a 1. Then I pair them together and hurl them out the window."
-Mr. Letarte

Pher: "How do you handle Hancock?"
Shyam: "Cocaine."

Rachel T.: "Ian, does my butt look big in these pants?"
Ian: "No! Wait, was that the right answer?

"Nothing can truly replace my burritos, not even human companionship or 
the abstract concept of love."
-Jordan Dowd on 7/11's 99-cent slices of oregano pizza.

Maya: "Can I borrow your scissors?"
Lauren: "What's in it for me?"
Maya: "The death of a student."

"If the duration is big, the egg would break. If the egg were a person, 
the person would break, and that would be very unsettling."
-Mr. Barsi

"[An asymptote] is kind of like pornography... there's no definition, 
but we know what it is when we see it."
-Mr. Sherry

"Yeah, so my brother's initials are PJB, which means he gets 
almost-PB&J... and I just get tuberculosis."
-Tim Budding

"You should chill with the field tenters. It's a party. Except without 
the things you need for a party, like alcohol and fun."
-Anna Koch

Hope this makes your week/day/hour/minute/second! Submit a bunch more 
quotes because quotes are fun to quote. Also vote! Voting's important. 
Vote the quote, and quote the vote! ..I'll come up with something 
catchy, just wait a bit. Nuggets.

Thanks,
G.Mo "G.Mo" Kang