[QOTW] Wooo! September! (QOTW 9/10/14)

[QOTW]

Hello friends, and welcome to another exciting and fun filled year of 
QOTW!
Here at QOTW, our job is to make sure our subscribers are happy, so this 
year, unlike in years past, we will be sending out an email EVERY week 
(More quotes = more fun.) This means that we need even more quotes from 
you this year than any year before, so keep 'em coming!

Last weeks winner was:

"..."
-Charles Darwin's corpse


And this week's quotes:

"I don't need honor, I don't need friends, I just need a third floor 
cubby." -- Allison Stillerman

"Dads are a creepy concept. They're men who spend a lot of time around 
small children."
-Mary Pedicini

"Speaking of Injuries, my name is Michael." -Michael McCabe

I don't know if you've ever seen a kid, but kids are pretty fucking 
stupid.
-Jackson

Pher: How's your sandwich?
AJ: It tastes of mozzarella and deceit.
Pher: So just pick out the deceit.

-"What's in your pumpkin bread?"
-"Oh, pumpkins and bread." - Georgia A.

"I didn't metabolize my schedule correctly." -Jordan Dowd

Shyam: Hey projector, my old friend
Mr. Sherry: I think you mean only friend

Ms. Jackman on proper wafting technique: "You don't want to just," *loud 
snort*, "You know, like a cocaine addict."

"Everyone in Calculus 1A is either in Calculus 1 or Calculus 1A." - Owen 
Lynch

Thanks everyone! Don't forget to vote (reply to this email with your 
favorite quote(s)) and submit more quotes!

Have a Great Queek,
Pher "force your freshmen friends to subscribe to QOTW" Gleason