[QOTW] The Mermaid (11/10/14)

[QOTW]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of due-tomorrow lore,
While I nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly, there came a beeping,
Of my laptop gently beeping, beeping from my inbox... store.
"'Tis some email," I muttered, "Beeping from my inbox store,
Only this, and nothing more."
Quoth the Mermaid,

"This is an inappropriate quote. But for those who are curious, it was 
Shyam and Reid."
-G.Mo

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil! — prophet still, if quote or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted — tell me truly, I implore—
Are there - Are there quotes this week? — tell me — tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven,


"It's like you wanted to go to the first floor so you jumped through a 
window... then you went to the hospital... then you came back and went 
to the first floor."
-Buzz

"Noah, the S in PEMDAS doesn't stand for style."
-Maya

Kevin: They're like 5 year olds.
Devon: Yeah, we kind of are.
Ms. Mechaber: Well, you could say the same about Putin and Crimea.

(Talking about countries during French class) Mr. Vollrath: I'm so 
excited!
Chessy: Why?
Mr. Vollrath: Because I've been to all of these countries, and they have 
cool gorillas!

"When was the last time you cried?"
-Question asked to the candidates for Governor of Massachusetts during a 
debate.

"I am not anyone's spiritual guide; I am godd*mn Dumbo!"
-Shyam

"That has a technical issue to it, which is that we don't know that 
rectangles exist."
-Mr. Sherry

"I have a jade plant.  When I won it playing bingo twenty years ago, I 
named it Audrey...Every so often, one of Audrey's branches will get so 
big that it falls off, and then I take the fallen off branch and put it 
in its own pot, and a new plant grows.  That is a form of asexual 
reproduction.  Now I have like, eight Audreys all around my house...The 
thing is, this process of the branches falling off and forming new 
plants is called "budding".  So I have a jade plant named AUDREY that is 
always BUDDING."
-Mr. Clifford

Darius [to AJ]: You look ready to cheat some kids out of their welfare 
checks!
AJ: I always am.

"The reason I wouldn't tell you whether I was single or not is because 
I'm recently widowed."
-Pher


“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, 
upstarting—
“Get thee back into the homework and the... Commonwealth.. and the... 
This is really hard, guys."
Quoth the Raven,

G.Mo "NEVERMORE" Kang