[QOTW] QOTW Monday November 12, 2012

[QOTW]

Subscribers!

   Thank you all for your submissions! We finally had a healthy amount 
of quotes! Congratulations to those of you who did submit on a job well 
done! Let's keep up the good work! Remember, this is an institution run 
by the people for the people!
   And thank you to those of you who voted! If you're not a student and 
you were wondering whether your votes count, yes sir (or ma'am) they do! 
So everyone, including faculty and alumnae, should vote! Relish the 
democracy that is Quote of the Week!
   Speaking of voting, last week's winner was Mr. Clifford, who won only 
by a narrow margin (I was personally excited when I had to tally 
everything up)!

The winning quote is:

"No, urination is the filtration of urine. You are always urinating. 
Always."
- Mr. Clifford

And without further delay, I present you this week's quotes!


Mary: "So you take useless stuff and combine it to make cool but 
useless stuff"
- Mrs. Jackman: "Chemistry!"


"I have a great picture of that in the book...here, Taeer, check this 
girl out."
- Mr. Johnson to Taeer, about normal forces


Matt B. to Jackson: "Wait. You're not pregnant?!?"
Zach to Jackson:    "Then my god you're fat!"



"He's piling on the excuses now, it's like an advisor meeting!"
- Mr Connolly, about Caesar.


"But she's French, so it's ok."
- Thomas Lucic


Jackson: China is a communist state.
Pher: No, THE China IS communism.


"It's kind of a mixture of Southern and gay."
- Taeer on someone's accent


"It's time for English so everyone stop having fun."
-Ms. Formichelli


"Freshmen are blooming flowers of sexuality."
- the insightful Sally Rifkin on the girl's soccer bus


"I will never be vegetarian; Russians did not get to the top of the 
food chain to eat vegetables."
-Feyga

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Tahmid "what would happen if Pinocchio said, 'my nose will grow'?" 
Rahman