[QOTW] Quote of the Week March 11th, 2012

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Dear Subscribers,

   Lets start by congratulating you! You have made up for your 
lackluster quoting spirit and submitted a fair number of quotes! You 
know what that means! There's finally enough for an honorable mentions! 
But don't let this get to you - do keep on submitting. How about this? 
If Sophie and I, for next week and the week we get back from vacation, 
receive a substantial amount of submissions, we'll give you all a prize! 
What prize you say? Well I can't tell you because its a "surprize" (get 
it?) and I haven't picked one yet - but there will be a prize!

   Anyways, last week's winner was Mr. Clifford, when he astutely said, 
"Male infant mortality rates are higher than those of females because 
boys are dumb."

This week's top ten are:

"Newt Gingrich has a distinct relationship with the truth, doesn't he?"
- Charles Fried during assembly


Ben Kim: Sorry Alex, I can't take a lesson this Friday because of 
music.
Alex: You always have music on Fridays, why is this different?
Ben Kim: Oh, sorry this is All-states, it's different, see there's a 
hotel so I physically can't be there on Friday.
Alex: Oh, girlfriend?
Ben Kim: Umm, no. Music.
- Ben Kim and Alex the fencing coach


"Those things are like cancer on a stick!"
-Ms. Folkman, referring to the fried green beans served at lunch.


"Fetuses are not homeless people."
- Dan R. during debate


"Dating is so much fun. I haven't even been on a date yet but I'm 
already having fun!"
-Danny


"Wait, are you talking about sex?"
"Yeah."
"Your phone can do that?!"
-Kailash and Julia, talking about playing the music video for the song 
"Sex"


"You have to go to mass, but afterward you can punch whoever you want!"
-Brenna, on Irish culture


"Kailash, you've been getting very possessive lately, you're like my 
dog with her bone. But let me be clear: you are NOT my dog and I am NOT 
your bone!"
-Eloise


"I think my bandaid is bleeding."
- Kyle


"I'm sorry, but did you just say that you were with a prostitute 
raisin?"
-Nayab, to Yonah

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Enjoy; Vote; Submit (why don't we try an experiment? With your votes, 
sign your e-mail with enjoy; vote; submit)

Tahmid "no I am not trying to brainwash you" Rahman