[QOTW] Quote of the Week, March 5

[QOTW]

Hey quoter-voters and quotees!  This weeks winners are the frequently 
appearing Nayab and Lydia, comparing glue and caviar.  Head over here to 
submit: http://www.qotw.net/submit.php -- remember, the system only 
works because of you.

Now the quotations, some revived from where Tahmid condemned them to 
HM.  As an explanation, there weren’t enough ones from these week to 
compile ten – just more evidence that you should submit!

"I know you're an identity! YOU know that you're an identity! So MAN UP 
and admit that you're an identity!"
-Eliza, to her math homework.

"It's not politically incorrect to be mean to people."
-Curt

“That was a good fight.” –Alexis, lying face down on the ground with 
her angle awkwardly twisted.

JP - "Hey Thornton are you going to the computer lab?"
Thornton - "No, I have work to do"

"This class is undergoing a tangential acceleration!"
- Callum in physics after the class went off on a tangent

Mr. Conolly: "Where were you?"
Student: "Doing stuff."
Mr. Conolly: "Stuff?"
Student: "Yeah."
Mr. Conolly: "I don't believe you!"

"Do the sentences have to be ... like ... complete sentences?" - 
Undergrad at a certain prestigious university, inquiring about the final 
project in a class.

"Male infant mortality rates are higher than those of females, because 
boys are dumb."
-Mr. Clifford

"If you just started that sentence with 'miserable men', I will throw 
myslef out the window. But I wouldn't be hurt, because we're in the 
basement."
-Janetta

"It's a tie-y thing...that holds up a lot of your everything." -Arthur, 
giving a definition of a garter

(They may or may not be in the order I would have voted for them – 
though choices – BUT DON’T LET THAT INFLUENCE YOU!)

Mattie suggest that I tell you voting is a good way of procrastinating, 
as well as forcing Tahmid and I to.  This is where you can do that: 
http://www.qotw.net/voting.php, as well as tell Tahmid and I everything 
you’re too afraid to say to our faces!  There’s a good chance of an 
honorable mention compilation next week, so subscribe in advance by 
writing honorablementions-subscribe at qotw.net if you feel like it.

Sophie "Does anyone want to teach me how to format a wikispaces page?" 
Bucci