[QOTW] Quote of the Week, May 30

[QOTW]

Dear subscribers, or however you readers go by these days, 

 It's
Friday evening, and I'm tired, and I decide to check how industrious you've
been quote-wise, and I find that there are maybe seven or so submissions
(five, one of which was three submissions at once), so I'd like to send a
specified thank you to the two or so people who submitted five times once I
reminded them that it's late and it's Friday. You know who you are. The
winner from last week's…err…week…was Mrs. Grant, saying "He's like the
captain of the lacrosse team in the showers... the ideal of manhood," which
is odd because from what I remember having read David was kind of scrawny,
but that might just be my slight bias because I'm named after someone who
totally hates his guts. Subscribe! Submit! Sub…vote!
http://www.qotw.net/subscribe.php [1], http://www.qotw.net/submit.php [2],
http://www.qotw.net/voting.php [3], in that order.

 Quotes this
week:

"You couldn't use condoms, so people had like, _mad_ babies."


--Robin Hansel on the 50's 

"Julia, look! I turned a cup inside out with
my thumbs. Aren't you impressed?"

--Mario, having accomplished the truly
incredible feat during Monday lunch

"That's like sitting in a prison cell
and saying 'These manacles are a little loose....'"

--Dan Fries, after
Mimi complained that she couldn't hear over the noise from the open window
in 2A

"I'm not wearing any pants, how could I possibly be hot?!"

--Hannah
Kaplan-Heartlaub, after being asked if she was hot (she was wearing a
skirt)

"Why would he care about who's going to be king nine--no, sixteen
generations later?" "It's a guy thing."

--Mr. Davis and Maria on
Macbeth

"Do you know what I said? I said (while we were at Hancock)
wouldn't it be cool if Beyonce were here? I mean, it would be so awesome if
Beyonce showed up at Camp Winona!"

--Peter Hall

"Maybe God has perfect
eyesight and he just wears glasses to look cool." 

--Ben Kuhn

"What kind
of class are you *_running_*!?"

--Mr. Hodgkins, who ran into Ms. Haber's
U.S. History class after hearing about Playboy bunnies

"'Cause hygiene's
imposed by the *_man_*!"

--Caleb Weinreb on 60s counterculture

 Remember,
voting ends 5:00 on Friday, and even though everyone is going to get all
"AUGH FINALS" on us, please remember that submitting will help keep
everyone from pulling their hair out--or at least some of it--from stress.
Remember that Honorable Mentions is not dead (sort of) anymore, so you can
subscribe to that now on the same subscription link above.

 Shaul "Now I
have to go find out if David is really scrawny or not"
Vin


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