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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> It’s Friday evening, and I’m tired, and I decide to check how industrious you’ve been quote-wise, and I find that there are maybe seven or so submissions (five, one of which was three submissions at once), so I’d like to send a specified thank you to the two or so people who submitted five times once I reminded them that it’s late and it’s Friday. You know who you are. The winner from last week’s…err…week…was Mrs. Grant, saying "He's like the captain of the lacrosse team in the showers... the ideal of manhood," which is odd because from what I remember having read David was kind of scrawny, but that might just be my slight bias because I’m named after someone who totally hates his guts. Subscribe! Submit! Sub…vote! </span></span><a href="http://www.qotw.net/subscribe.php"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">http://www.qotw.net/subscribe.php</span></a><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">, </span><a href="http://www.qotw.net/submit.php"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">http://www.qotw.net/submit.php</span></a><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">, </span><a href="http://www.qotw.net/voting.php"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">http://www.qotw.net/voting.php</span></a><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">, in that order.</span></pre>
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<pre><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> Quotes this week:</span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></span></pre>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"You couldn't use condoms, so people had like, </span><em><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">mad</span></em><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> babies."</span></span></p>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"Julia, look! I turned a cup inside out with my thumbs. Aren't you impressed?"</span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Mario, having accomplished the truly incredible feat during Monday lunch</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"That's like sitting in a prison cell and saying 'These manacles are a little loose....'"</span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Dan Fries, after Mimi complained that she couldn't hear over the noise from the open window in 2A</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"I'm not wearing any pants, how could I possibly be hot?!"</span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Hannah Kaplan-Heartlaub, after being asked if she was hot (she was wearing a skirt)</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"Why would he care about who's going to be king nine—no, sixteen generations later?" "It's a guy thing."</span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Mr. Davis and Maria on Macbeth</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"Do you know what I said? I said (while we were at Hancock) wouldn't it be cool if Beyonce were here? I mean, it would be so awesome if Beyonce showed up at Camp Winona!"</span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Peter Hall</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"Maybe God has perfect eyesight and he just wears glasses to look cool." </span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Ben Kuhn</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"What kind of class are you *</span><em><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">running</span></em><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">*!?"</span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Mr. Hodgkins, who ran into Ms. Haber's U.S. History class after hearing about Playboy bunnies</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"'Cause hygiene's imposed by the *</span><em><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">man</span></em><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">*!"</span></span></pre>
<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">--Caleb Weinreb on 60s counterculture</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> Remember, voting ends 5:00 on Friday, and even though everyone is going to get all "AUGH FINALS" on us, please remember that submitting will help keep everyone from pulling their hair out—or at least some of it—from stress. Remember that Honorable Mentions is not dead (sort of) anymore, so you can subscribe to that now on the same subscription link above.</span></span></pre>
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<pre><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> Shaul "Now I have to go find out if David is really scrawny or not" Vin</span></span></pre>