[QOTW] The dregs of the 2010 barrel (June 21)

[QOTW]

Don't vote on these. This is an Honorable Mentions-esque compilation
of:
1) submissions from the last few weeks;
2) things I wrote down a couple
months ago on a piece of paper that I later lost;
and 3) not particularly
funny things.

Enjoy.

"It's not life, Mark- it's a baby!"
- Anika

"If you
are traveling with a small child, or someone who might start acting like
one, remember to secure your own oxygen mask before helping others."
-
Southwest pilot

"I want to see the ear!"
- Ruth Hanna, after hearing a
section of a map described as sort of vaguely ear shaped.

"I wish it was
going to be a calc exam."
- Melanie, trying to explain her need for a
calculator on her geometry exam and ending up with something quite
different...

"We'll just pick it up from behind like it's a dead baby!"
-
a truly mystifying woman offering helpful advice to the Commonwealth
students helping her out by carrying her luggage down the stairs of a Green
Line station

"I'm thirsty, does anyone have any water?"
"My body is ninety
percent water..."
- Mar and Caleb

"I think the stars maybe can be
interpreted as real stars."
- Gabe Alvarez

"Well, it's definitely less
fun- it's Swedish."
- Ms. Grant on the Seventh Seal as compared with Monty
Python's Holy Grail

"This guy's good, but- Death is always win! Death
always wins. It's good."
- Ms. Grant on a man playing chess for his
life

"Ooh no, my osmosis! I am shriveling!"
- Mr. Sherry, in a ridiculous
sing-song imitation of his son that (sort of) served to explain a calculus
problem

"Can I say that again? You want to avoid learning as much as you
can."
- Mr. Sherry

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