[QOTW] QOTW for the Week of September 14, 2008

[QOTW]

'Allo 'Allo!
It's time again for QOTW! Last week, we left our heroes with a painful  
choice: which jaw-droppingly awesome quote to vote for. The winner was  
Headmaster Wharton, himself. If you'll recall, he was delivering a  
speech at announcements which gave to us two fantastic quotes.  
Apparently, the crowd greatly enjoyed hearing him say "Intimate  
contact is not permitted inside the school or on school grounds. There  
are... bushes on the Esplanade." And now, without further ado, our  
story finds us bringing hilarious quotes to the masses! Here they are...

"We're going to put the 'fun' in function"
-Mr. Paul

"I remember my only notes from Health and Community... 'Don't get  
chlamydia.'"
-Ian Strickman

"Well, they're both completely horrific."
-Marielle Boudreau, relating kissing to blown-up bodies.

"Mr. Wharton will be wearing a tie, but I mean, what else is new,  
right?"
-Ms. Stringfellow about the 50th Anniversary Gala

"I don't like to address those chewing gum; it makes me feel as if I  
am on the farm, addressing the cows."
-Mr. Davis when offered gum

"I'm avoiding these guys by having alien sex."
- Michael Behr, about Spore (what else?)

"And now we multiply by the irrational conjugate, also known as 'sex  
in an
insane asylum'..."
- Mr. Sherry, on getting rid of radicals

"So wait, did she say they were having sex with a dog...?"
-Lucy Ehrenfeld, presumably on a Spanish story

"It's always Poland! Why is it always Poland!?"
-Julia Vrtilek, rather distraughtly

"Since when are adult males emotionally mature!?"
-Hannah Kaplan-Heartlaub

How exciting!  Don't forget to vote, it's important and keeps us alive  
here. You can vote by replying to this email with any number of your  
top choices or using the tool on www.QOTW.net. It's important that you  
vote before 5PM next Friday night, because if you don't, I'll probably  
count it anyways, but I'm not supposed to. Also really important is  
submitting. Submitting has been really helpful lately, so if you have  
been, don't stop; if you haven't been, start. You can submit by  
sending an email to this address, or by using the submit tool on the  
QOTW website.

Join us next time on QOTW,
Dan "Likes that the Sundays are multiples of 7 this month" Fries
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