[QOTW] QOTW for the Week of May 4, 2008

[QOTW]

	Salutations!
This QOTW is not your average QOTW. In fact, this week, there is 150%  
of the standard material! Woo, 15 quotes! Prior to our little  
extravaganza, I shall announce last week's winner. Understandably, as  
Ms. Budding was teaching a section of 9s, she said, in frustration,  
"At the end of the year, half my hair will have turned white and I  
will look like Cruella DeVille.  And when I go home to my children,  
they will be frightened.  And it will be your fault!" And now, the 15  
quotes made possible by those of you who submitted.

"Awww, snuggle-cuddles!"
-Laura Spiro, walking past one of the many Commonwealth Lobby couples

"So not the dead Persian dude?"
-Danny, on a headline referring to Miley Cyrus

"OMG! OMG! Tetrads! OMG!"
-Ms. Mechaber, anthropomorphizing chromosomes

"So *that's* what those holes in the wall are called!"
-Stuart Spina on putting bags in cubbies and not in the art show-ified  
lobby.

"The man who killed Tiberius with a stool, well, I guess he forget his  
club that day."
-Ms. Budding on the death of Tiberius Gracchus

"Ah! Your hair's so pointy! I could sit on it! Can.. can I just touch  
it?"
-Southie lady to Alex Elias during City of Boston

"God, I was talking to her, and she was like, so stressed out, she  
could'nt even form a coherent sandwich."
-Hannah K-H, referring to another stressed person

"I do not live with myself. I live alone."
-Nick Pittman, responding to 'How can you live with yourself?'

"I think the presence of the 'Weekly Dig' is proportional to how much  
it sucks."
-Leora Winston referring to copies of the 'Weekly Dig' lying all over  
the place.

"The conquering army got all the booty they wanted. Heh, booty."
-Gautam Mohan on the conquerings of Rome

"She won't notcice that I moved her bag, she's left-right colorblind!"
-Alex Elias on moving Abby's backpack from her seat

"15 and 2 makes 17 and 'Wheeeeee!' There was much rejoicing."
-Mr. Sherry on factoring.

"Why is Josh in the firepl- Oh my God, JOSH IS SANTA!"
-Nick Pittman, upon seeing Josh Nadel in the Lobby fireplace.

"I think the schedules of Commonwealth students would not be allowed  
for prisoners of war under the Geneva Convention."
-Ms. Budding

"No no, it's vampiric. Vamp-i-ric implies pirates. Getting ninjas in  
there too would be awesome."
-Ethan Edwards on mispronunciation of 'vampiric'

Granted, Nick Pittman and Ms. Budding both have 2 quotes, 15 is still  
awesome. If you vote for one of them, be sure to specify which quote:  
"Nick Pittman (Santa)" or "Ms. Budding(Clubbing)". The only reason I  
was able to have 15 quotes was that I got 2 submissions on Monday and  
Tuesday, and one on Thursday. You should submit as much as possible  
(although 15 quote blowouts will not happen just every day) by either  
replying to this very email with the quote, who said it, and necessary  
context, or submitting on the website, www.qotw.net. Voting is also  
important, and you can vote in the same ways you can submit. Just  
remember to do it before 5PM on Friday.
Thanks,
Dan "Sew What?" Fries