[QOTW] Quote of the Week, February 11

[Quote of the Week]

Greetings, puny mortals.

It's time once again for Quote of the Week! A wise man on his deathbed
once said: "Life is like a cup of tea." He did not win Quote of the Week.
He didn't even make the main email. But Mr. Riahi did both, with this:
"It's hard to switch classes. Now I have to think about calculus when we
were just doing Sudoku." -Mr. Riahi, gesturing to a board full of Linear
Algebra's matrices.

Here are this week's quotes:

"If I was like 'I want to strangle Julea," now I
could. -Sarah, on the uses of scarves

"My Latin 4s, check First Class for...wait. Do you
guys know what First Class is?" -Mr. Conolly

"I'd have a cool name but I'd get slain. Fair trade."
-Ian on "D' Uberville"

"You said it was Tuesday yesterday; you're going
backwards." -Ms. Jackman, when Nick thought Friday felt
like a Monday

"Good poetry. Who wrote this? A-."
-Mr. Conolly, on one of Hamlet's speeches.

"It will be called 'Julea University,' because no one can say 'Vlassakis.'"
-Julea Vlassakis, on when she creates her own school

"Wait, was that a dig at your accent?" -Nick Pittman
"Yeah, I think so." Ms. Jackman
"Oh. I didn't hear what they said, but I sort of saw it coming." -Nick
Pittman, on Rose and Meg making fun of how Ms. Jackman says 'Tartar
sauce'

"I think that 'First Class' deserves to be written without the
"cl," and with a dash instead of the "a"." - Ms. Paul

"If you click here, you'll go to a website about the Spartan
military, and if you click here, you can find single men in Sparta,
Kentucky." - Ms Frazer (on search engines)

"The point of a hat is to keep you warm, no matter how
foolish you look. Not that I think you look foolish."
-Greta to Mr. Conolly

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Michael "no, I'm not trying to take over the world" Behr