[QOTW] QOTW: Uncensored Feb. 4 2007

[Quote of the Week]

Okay, I apologize for the sloppiness of the actual QOTW email this week, I
forgot to put a subject title thing... Hopefully you won't have trouble
finding it. So, it's time again for QOTW: Uncensored. And looking at the
dates on most of these submissions, it's the first one that's been sent
out in a while. So for all the people receiving this email to whom the
names Roswell Thomas, Becky Lis, Benjamin Miller, and Julian Hyde all have
virtually no meaning, I'm sorry.

Oh, and don't vote on these. They're purely for entertainment purposes.

"I had the momentary pleasure of screwing that asshole."
--Danny Moraff

"Now Phil, I may be drunk and trying to kill you, but kate not
jumping off the stairs might just be more important than me
throwing up in your shoe... you don't understand phil, I am going
to be sick in your shoe whether you like it or not." - Luke, Max
Cohen's neighbour at Cambridge
University, England (he was very drunk)

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, stairs, stairs, stairs, I'm at the bottom, at
the bottom, okay.... I'm alive."
Ben Miller '05, obviously inebriated

"Jimmy, you're acting like a girl, and no one wants to be a girl, you know
why? Because girls get fucked."
Jeff Maloney

"I like my women like I like my blue jeans: acid washed."
--Julian Hyde


"I like my women like I like my Abercrombie and Fitch clothes: slutty."
-- Roswell Thomas

"I like my women like I like my beer: dark, hopped, and with a lot of head."
--Ben Miller

“Are they really following the ideals [of liberty] though or it because she
hasn’t got any clothes on? There are a lot of people who would follow a
naked woman
around.” – Joanna, on Eugene Delacroix’s painting “Liberty Leading the
People”

“There are three options: you used it, you lost it, or you used it as a water
balloon.” – Becky, on Garrison’s condom

"Come on, you'd put your Willy Wonka down Johnny Depp's chocolate factory."
quotee        Phil, Cambridge University student