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[Quote of the Week]

Hey everyone,
I hope you are all enjoying yourselves in this snowstorm (message
applicable to East coast residents only). I'd also like to apologize for
the infrequency of the QOTW emails as of late, and point out that, for
once, this isn't my fault. Neither is Jenny.  Anyway, I have nothing else
to say, so the winner last week was Mr. Davis, with his quote "This will
be your best chance to see the smartest man you will ever get within fifty
yards of doing something really stupid."
The quotes this week are...

"Who's the father?"
-Ben Polkros, on daughter cells

"It's like we're Pip, and the book is the convict."
-Misha, explaining to Mr. Whelan the classes' attitude towards 'Great
Expectations'

"Werewolves can be gay!"
-Morgen

"Now, this announcement is serious, but I'll probably say it an a humerous
and ironic way, so please save your laughter until the end."
-Mr. Conolly

"It's a Communist detector."
-One of the guys who works at Pandemonium, trying to explain the odd
behavior of the security gate there.

"I wasn't allowed to test monkeys, because I'm in high school, but I  was
allowed to
test humans, because no-one really cares."
-Greta, on her project

"I know at least thirty-one different ways to kill you. I'm pretty much a
Baskin-Robbins of death."
-Andrea

"Your love warms my heart like the hot plate in my chest."
-Evan, writing love poetry

"Sometimes I don't think that English is my first language."
-Lizzie

"Morgen, stop selling your body for ice cream."
-Mera