[QOTW] Quote of the Week, December 17

[Quote of the Week]

Hello all,
     Welcome to this week's quote of the week. As you can probably guess,
it's me again. It wasn't going to be, but fate seems to really enjoy
when I write these emails. I guess it's nice to have a fan. Last
week's winner was "You can be excited about life but, you know, when
life gives you lemons you'll try to eat them." -Ben Pokross, which
pretty much sums it up.

And now for this week's nominees:

"There were no boys. We talked about periods." -Kate Harrington-Rosen, on
history class

"Where're you going with that? Get down. Get down, monster child!" -Larry,
to a student bringing food above the basement

"I could pass as seventeen to a nineteen year-old blind girl." -Mr. Traub

"The British woman turns into a teapot because she's British, and the
Frenchman turns into a candlestick because he's horny." -Ben Horn, on
Beauty and the Beast

"Can we add a pin up to the Spanish board? Gabriel Garcia Marquez and
'sexy guy.'" -Adriel (translated)

"We can call it a quiz." -Ms. Jackman, asked if a test could be replaced
with a quiz

"We have a smooshed baby, two dollars." -Anna, selling a poorly printed
Amnesty t-shirt

"So what was the problem? Come on guys. They were all being eaten." -Mr.
Racioppi's evolutionary biology

"2 and 4, guys! 2 and 4! 2 and 4 is what separates us from the animals!" -
Carlton Campbell, director of Amherst College Gospel Choir, on said choir
(which apparently lacks rhythm) clapping on 1 and 3

"Either my friends decided to be my Secret Santa, or some random person is
giving me chocolate." -Danielle, sharing M&Ms

     So that's it for this week. Remember to vote by 5 PM Friday and to
eat all the lemons life throws at you. And if you want to be a quoter
(all the cool people are doing it) send a reply email with your name.
Until then,

Greta "The Tiger" Friar