[QOTW] Quote of the Week October 17

[Quote of the Week]

Ok I know this Email is late and I am extremely sorry about that you see
being Italian I let my lazy-time-for-lunch-break side take over and
screwed up the timing. Sadly I didn't let the Jewish side of me carry out
the responsibility because it was doing too much already. Now racial
stereotypes aside I was able to compose an Email, (With Greta's help <_<),
and I'm sure I'll never forget my first time even though it was very
sloppy. So here are your quotes:

"The pilgrims were worried that their kids would get
corrupted so they moved across the Atlantic to New
England because there was absolutely nothing there.
That might be the best parenting move of all time."
-Ms. Rome

"Seriously, there's nothing in Cape Cod." -Aaron in
history class learning about settling Cape Cod

"Sometimes I feel more like a bicurious girl than a
gay man." -Conor

"Would you rather freeze to death or hit people over
the head with foam things?" -Alex George '05 on
choosing a college.

"We don't accept the Human Geography AP, but honestly,
no one I know has ever, ever taken that test. What
would it even be on?" -NYU speaker on applying to NYU

"Crepes are like anorexic pancakes." -NSHS student

“Would you freshman be quiet?!?” – Max Ehrman

“Because of all these Jewish holidays the entire
week is screwed up! Oh I shouldn’t say that or
god will strike me down.” – Mrs. Grant

“I’m still waiting for my big dog to eat my small yappy
dog in the middle of the night”- Elif

“Men do not exist, all men are simply women with a, you
know what, and therefore all men are lesbians.” – Anna Swartz
and Lauren

Make sure to vote and stuff.

-Nolan "Freshman wiht too much hairgel" Epstein