[QOTW] Sunday, October 9, 2005

[Quote of the Week]

Once again, I stand before the masses, apologizing for an atrociously late
email.  Last time I had the cast party to put the blame on (oh those wild
cast parties) but this time, alas, I have only my own avarice and greed to
blame.  Oh woeful day.  Night.  Shut up.

Anyways, the winner from last week, an even more rightful winner than John
Kerry, was "In event of technological catastrophe, do not use this cable
as a noose."  Let us say amen to that.  After all, I have yet to see a USB
cable long enough for a proper noose. (13 wraps, fools!)

Without further comedic failure, here are the quotes:

"He's MY thing to harass!"
    -Rachel, about Tanner

"Be it resolved that my debate partner should get breast implants."
    -A Bryn Mawr student announcing the resolution for the debate

"See, it doesn't work because you're not as cute as I am."
    -Rachel

"If I want to have an intelligent conversation, I have to talk to myself."
    -Kersi, Yale Student

"If we can pretend to have your attention for a moment, we'd like to
demonstrate some of the features of this aircraft... To put on your mask,
first release the hair of the passenger next to you. ... If traveling with
a child, or someone who acts like one, first put on your mask, then decide
which of your children you like best. ... Thank you, and please enjoy this
one hour and twenty minute flight to Oco Poco."
    -excerpt from Stewardess on Southwest flight's safety demonstration

"Rachel says, 'Diet Coke... Coke Light?' and they bring her, like, a sponge."
    -Mara Pavia, on dining in France

"I wonder why this is so comfortable?"
    -Wesley, lying on Katie's bosom

"Wesley, you look like you're in the Playboy Mansion!"
    -Sarah Gulick, observing Wesley lying on Katie and Emily

"When is this damn thing over?"
    -Mr. Davis, 4 minutes before the end of his own class

"I really should feed you guys some more chocolate."
    -Mr. Wharton to an unresponsive Readings in Ethics class


Alrighty then, let's be done with this.  I have to go to receive 50 lashes
by the juniors.  Bye-bye!
    -Tanner "Disco Diva" Tillotson