[QOTW] QOTW Uncensored, Friday The 13th

[QOTW]

Hope everyone is having good luck today,

I have had a wonderful Friday the 13th.  I know we sent out an 
uncensored last week, but due to the incorrigible nature, free spirit, 
and absolute piggishness of Commonwealth Students, we have 10 more 
quotes from this week.  I would like to thank the freshmen, who managed 
to generate a true cornucopia of racist, profane and generally evil 
submissions.  Also, Wilder will hereby abstain from sending Uncensored 
emails due to his wish not to have his college admission rescinded.

PLEEZ STOP READING NOW IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE CONSTITUTION/ BRAIN 
CELLS.

“Peter, you gotta open your eyes a bit more to be Captain America.” 
—Elias

I can't be racist, I'm Jewish! -Elias, perhaps after quote #1

“He wasn’t pious enough not to have sex with his wife.” —Ms. Grant on 
Louis The Pious

*Nick yelling over book in Ethics*
Wharton: “Nick, that is not an argument, that is an ejaculation, which 
is a terrific word with many broad meanings!”

"Making people smile causes me to want to fucking kill myself." - Anand

"I love Japanese internment"
-Nevan

[Reading] Come to my woman’s breasts and take my milk for gall
*pause* Sorry. -Kerner

Elias: "What does 'gonads' mean?"
Milo: "Balls. It means balls, Elias."

"Can we make it change? Like waterboard it or something?" —Nevan after 
the answer to a class exercise turned out to be negative

Well, it's slang for a specific part of the male anatomy- that’s all 
I’ll say. -Mr Vollrath


I WAS GOING TO PUBLISH A BONUS QUOTE, but it was too bad even for QOTW.  
Please email me if you wish for it (and trust me you don't).


Chris "I can't be racist, I'm Norwegian" MF