[QOTW] Honorable Mentions 12/8/19

[QOTW]

Here are this week’s Honorable Mentions, now with 42% more honor as well 
as reduced mentions:

“What happens when a Casual Friday schedule and Uptight Wednesday 
collide?” —Mr. Kerner on Chris’s “Uptight Wednesday” shirt

“I fully support Saudi Arabia” —Alan

“I wanted ‘Finch,’ after Atticus Finch, but my dad said it wasn’t Jewish 
enough, so then I suggested ‘Goldfinch’ and he threatened to disown me.” 
—Ms. Haber on changing her name

*Ellie spills glue on pants*
Ellie: “Damnit. Kyla! Do you know of any solvents that can dissolve 
cyanoacrylate based glue?”
Kyla: “I think the only thing that will dissolve that glue will also 
dissolve your pants.”

Chris: “I’d like to reserve 3B for a meeting of sorts—you know who you 
are.”
Mr. Wharton: “We don’t need to know this…”

—Wilder “sign up for Secret Santa” Perkins