[QOTW] QOTW Uncensored Friday I don't remember the date

[QOTW]

Hi

Here is our first uncensored edition in several years- this week is not 
particularly horrible, but sensitive readers are still advised to look 
away. Read The Economist instead or something.

Note: Please do not vote on these- they are just for shits and giggles:

Every time someone drives by blasting their bass I feel like I'm getting 
buttfucked by their radio -Ryan

Anand: *in an Indian accent* IT IS OK I HAVE 3 D AND 1 C+"

“It’s Daddy Wharton” -Anonymous

"That would be like if someone walked up to you on the MBTA, bodychecked 
you, and said, "hey fuck you"" -Anonymous Teacher, context unknown

Dina: Wow, you have really long toes!
Alyona: What's wrong? I love long toes.

I'm a pirate, I look for the booty. -Nick

he broke into my house and stole my BEANS what the F U C K. Then he used 
the bean juice to write "TRANS RIGHTS" on the wall. I can't get it 
off... I've tried everything...... Please, I'm crying..
-Batteriesacid responding to the "Who else has been harmed by Bob 
Murchinson" Reddit

Do you agree with the statement that erotic literature is better than 
porn?- Unknown but probably Nick

Chesnuts are really good- they’re meaty- really meaty nuts, I, uh excuse 
me sorry. - Mr. Kerner

"I'm about to draw a boob!"
- Ms. Haber, drawing a Laffer Curve

“So, you hear about Melania’s pornos?” -Mr White

Chris "Room 3C" MF