[QOTW] Honorable Mentions, May 17

[QOTW]

"...Holy lizards..."
"...Chickens are different than shiskabobs..."
"...But the spears will go through the men, and... !"
- Conversation snippets overheard in Ancient History

"Sophie, did you just strike Natalie?"
"Sophie does a lot of things, but she doesn't hit people..."
-- Larry and Natalie during art class

"I wish we could apparate to school like in Harry Potter."
"Yeah, but... I would probably land on someone."
"I've always said that you were very self-aware."
-- Sophie, Meggie, and Meggie's father

"Yes. Clearly the point of the European Union is to confuse you. It's a
conspiracy."
-Dr. Sosay, a professor of Political Science

"You know those Girl Scout ads that say accomplisHER or enricHER? Well,
what about extinguisHER?"
Theresie, looking at the sign pointing to the fire extinguisher.