[QOTW] Honorable Mentions, November 19th

[Quote of the Week]

"You're remarkably clean shaven." -Max to a Commonwealth girl

"Why, when you shine a flashlight through a fishbowl of milk, do you get
red?" -Mera, temporarily stunning her chem class into silence

"You don't actually need to know addition, you just need to be able to
prove things about it." -Ian Tenney on theoretical calculus

"We're being brought into the future. And the future sucks balls." -Joe,
on the new automated T pass system

"Isn't there going to be an 'ooo'?" -Mr. Conolly, making an "I need to
see..." announcement

Here's a submission in honor of the receipt nominee. While it
happened two years ago, I never submitted it, and this quote is
awesome. Context - a creepy guy stared at me and my three female
friends through the window at the Columbia dining hall and waved.
Then all of a sudden he was next to our table and handed us a
receipt, then walked away. On the back of the receipt it said "Look at you
Columbia kids with your paper plates and plastic forks. Why don't you go
into the city and meet some MEN!?" The receipt was
from a local supermarket for a six pack of beer and one cornish
game hen.
- Max Cohen