[QOTW] Honorable Mentions February 13, 2005

[Quote of the Week]

Honorable Mentions:
"I’d better not continue, it’d just supply more material for Quote of the
Week." – Billy Wharton, talking ‘bout his bad old days in high school.

"When I grow up, I want to be a late 19th century robber baron, and wear a
monocle, and oppress the poor." – Julian Hyde, fondly examining his pocket
watch.

"Frima’s balloon is groping my crotch. God, I hate static electricity." –
Andrea Lam, struggling with Valentine’s Day decorations

"Lewis, tell us what the male jaguar did with his favorite toy." Mr.
Davis, asking about a urine-soaked trash can with unnerving persistence

"I learned a lot of things, like how to use very large knives without
cutting my fingers off. I didn’t quite get that one at first." Sammy "some
number of fingers" Davis

"Roswell Thomas! Come here! Look, man, I'm a teenage girl, OK? My hormones
are fluxuating! You can't go around looking that good! All right?" - Donna
Desilus, pissed off

Roswell "I didn't just make up that Donna quote so you guys would think I
was cool ... I'm serious ... uh ..." Thomas