[QOTW] Tasty, tasty HMs ...

[Quote of the Week]

Hi everyone!
So, it was a really really bad week. But, as often happens, bad weeks
bring good quotes (yay!). Therefore, because of severe quote overload, I
am sending y'all a massive HM email (yay!) .... I'm sleepy, so I'm gonna
shut up now. Enjoy!

“Have we all got our listening ears on?” – Mr. Wharton
“Kate and Kominsky: two sides of the same coin?” – Jeff
“Hurray for manipulative Chinese women!” – Josh (on Empress Wu)
“Why are there scary old men moving around on my banknote? That’s not the
queen!” – Richard, on Australian money
“We can blame everything bad that happens on today being the thirteenth.”
	“But my birthday’s on the thirteenth!”
	“Well, we can blame that on the thirteenth too.” – Dewey, to Joanna
“Ruby, diamond—the black market doesn’t care!” – Julian
“Stress is a physical force, and it lives inside Josh’s cornea.” – Ben Orlin
“Just ask my wife—they’re the first words out of my mouth every morning.
‘I’m the Headmaster. Don’t forget it!’” – Mr. Wharton
“How many of you listened to the debate last night? And how many of you
listened to the Red Sox? How many of you listened to both? Depressing
night, wasn’t it.” – Mr. Wharton, the day after the third presidential
debate and the Red Sox’s 10th inning, 10-7 loss to the Yankees in the
first game of the ALCS
“Yea, and if William the Conqueror had nuzzled more with his Celtic
counterparts, we’d all be sportin’ shamrocks, if ya know what I mean!” –
Larry, to Joanna and Alex after the former made an announcement about the
Battle of Hastings
“My quotation is more important than your lunch job!” – Larry Geffin,
nominated for QOTW
“
’Cause in Russia, nothing good ever happens.” – Masha
“Physics was so hard I started crying during class. And then my notes were
soggy, and soggy notes just make everything worse.” – Masha
“It’s so much fun to beat up half the school!” – Rhea
“viciouscycle1066: i dont want to do this bo lab.
viciouscycle1066: teehee.... BO lab.....
viciouscycle1066: “samples taken from the armpit after running proved most
offensive””

“My confidence died a long, long time ago, in a roadside ditch far, far
away.” – Andrea Lam
“It's like modern tribal warfare! It's what keeps us from killing each
other!” –Karen Wolf, Jenny's mom, on the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry
“At this stage of our broken lives, dressed-up drivel is the best we can
hope for.” – Becca Thal, on an E. Bio. essay
“I spent my time loving my program, not actually writing it.” – Paul
Cavallaro
“Put feet on your shoes!” - Helen Palmer
“Hey, I live in that fungus!” Nick, on allegations that Harvard is a
Cambridge-consuming fungus
“Cincinnati has racial violence -- it's a real city.” - TASPer


That's all, folks!

Joanna "Nuzzler of Normandy" Rifkin