[QOTW] QOTW Honorable Mentions, August 15

[Quote of the Week]

"Poor Garfunkel. I mea, seriously, he gets dumped by Paul Simon, who is
significantly more talented than he is; then, when they get back together,
the one thing that he can do better than Simon is hit the high notes, but
he can't even do that anymore." -Abbie Cyr (for you serious QOTW trivia
junkies: yes, that was in response to Micheline's nominated quote from
last week)

"Nice. Lemme guess. C... and C diminished." -Paul Cavallaro, after a kid
said he knew "two chords" on the guitar

"Well, yo mama is my source for everything! Except where restrictions
apply. Call your local Ben Orlin's mother ofr details." -Paul Cavallaro,
dishing out the insults

"I would speak to you in verse that would be thine fated essay, my son."
-Matt Kraning, to Ben Orlin, in the midst of a conversation on college
essays, after Ben said that if Matt were God, then Ben would be a lousy
prophet

"Destroying the eclectic joy of the LEEK for standardized
professionalism... sounds OK." -Julian Hyde, on standardizing the layout
for school humor magazine the LEEK

And the Instant Messenger Dialogue of the Week:

Hegemon14: well Ben, you may be rich, but I'm blissfully apathetic to the
fateof the red soxs.
RebelCannonball: The fate and the spelling both.
Hegemon14: spelling can bite me.
Hegemon14: Figurotively.

-QOTW Management