[QOTW] Health Tips

[QOTW]

With flu and coronavirus season upon us, here are some tips to avoid 
getting sick:

• Don’t panic
• Wash your hands
• Sneeze and cough into your elbow
• Congratulate Nina Letarte on her winning quote, “This is boring”, said 
while visiting her father’s Stats class
• Don’t touch your face
• Send in your vote on this week’s quotes:

1. “Aren’t prayers just bribing someone with compliments?” —Moe

2. Moe: Romen is an honorary boomer
Alec: If you want to insult a boomer, say “ok Romen”

3. “Brandon Chen is an extremist. He does not represent the sophomore 
grade” —Milo

4. “They should make more radial bus lines and then name them after the 
different circles of hell.” —Michael

5. “If I had known there was an opportunity to stab you I would have 
changed my schedule.” —Mr. Sherry to Chris about the Student/Teacher 
fencing day

6. 安娜比艾尔莎更美味 Translation: “Anna is tastier than Elsa.” —Joe, during 
Mandarin

7. “Nathan, you have a complicated relationship with squids” —Collin 
after Nathan’s pen exploded

8. “Vacations for which you are not paid are called being unemployed.” 
—Milo

9. “I’m not going to reply because I don’t want to be quoted.” —Ms. 
Sundberg

10. Lillian: “Give me an adjective to describe me.”
Ellie: “Gelatinous”

Finally, please remember to stay home from school if you’re sick, and 
PLEASE PLEASE vote this week.

Sincerely,
Dr. Wilder Perkins