[QOTW] Snow Day

[QOTW]

Good Morning,

Hopefully everyone is enjoying the lovely weather.  QOTW will soldier on 
through the rain and snow and continue publishing while the (T) gives up 
and sits around waiting for the snow on the subway tracks to melt.  The 
Ancient Egyptians got by fine without any snow days.  Even if the school 
is sinking into the ground or melting or being vaporized by a green guy 
in a spaceship, life will go on.
We might have to cancel first period, though.  Can't have English 10 if 
there's vaporization happening- only chem.  You can do your part by 
nagging your friends to subscribe or by signing up for honorable 
mentions (LINKS ARE AT THE BOTTOM.)

This week we had a lot of quotes due to the extra time from 
Thanksgiving.  Anand barely edged out close contenders Izziy and Letarte 
for his second win with "The helium is not a 5-year old, Chris!"

1. I’m the female version of Ayn Rand. Please submit that to Quote of 
the Week. —Elias

2. Technically, if you pinch me, and Elias Melcher is President, I can 
send my McNukes and child soldier army to your house. That's how the NAP 
works, you America-hating Liberal. -Romen

3. The Party Machine sounds like a bad band name. —Amelia O, on the 
Democratic party machine

4. Portuguese is drunk person Spanish. —Nevan

5. Twinkies—you know, they’re made of Chernobyl. —Mark White

6. God, is that really our legacy? —Sophia Weil ’19 on The Nicolas Cage 
Corner

7. Pulled pork is good, but God is better. —Maya

8. Paradise Lost is just Bible fan fiction —Dina

9. Unfortunately, we’re learning today. —Mr. Singer

10. If Doctor Eagle does it, I do it— that’s my general rule in life. 
—Caleb


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Chris "Should Be Writing His History Paper" MF