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Why didn't the taxidermy turkey want seconds?
Why, he was stuffed, of course!

We hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving, and to prepare you for the 
post-holiday week here is our fresh round of quotes.

But first, we must congratulate Ms.Haber for winning last week's round 
by a landslide.
"I wish Natural Selection was more selective"
-Ms. Haber while grading papers

Here are this week's quotes.

Don't grab each other so violently!
- Susan

"I'm actually a member of al-Qaeda"
-Ms. Grant, on why she was writing Arabic words on the whiteboard

Declan: There's salt in every food on earth.
Arthur: There's no salt in water.

"If Charlie were here he'd probably be saying, 'Who cares?'"
-Mr. Letarte

"If the derivative exists and is doing what it's supposed to do, unlike 
the printer..."
-also Mr. Letarte

*someone mentions that a classmate didn't go to bed until 4:30 a.m.*
Bethy Huebner: "You mean he went to bed half an hour after I got up?"
Sophia Weil: "Right. Wait, what?"

"Have you watered yourself recently?"
-Jonah Fried

"I don't like meme culture."
-Dalton

"That just means you have a tiered system of bros"
- Bridget

"Oh, it's the introduction. It's okay."
-Ms. Tyson, after a few pages fell out of her copy of Great 
Expectations...

Have a good rest of your weekend!

Moustafa "Skrt skrt" El-Dayisty