[QOTW] Haiku War With Helicon Edition [QOTW 11/9/17]

[QOTW]

[QOTW] Haiku War With Helicon Edition [QOTW 11/9/17]

I’m officially
Co-opting Quote of the Week
To Officially

Declare our war with
Helicon, the so-called “lit mag.”
Not literary.

They don’t understand.
Alex William Dalton,
Is a philistine.

The winner of last
Week’s Quote of the week was from
THE Susan Thomson:

"I'm so sorry, but you're the one nobody cares about"
  - Susan, to Linus

Here are these week's quotes
Please enjoy this wonderful
Collection of art


"It appears that I cannot count."
-Mr. Letarte

“Unsubscribe me from this email list.”
-Isabelle Lorion

“In all fairness, it was in reference to Linus’ character!”
-Susan, responding to her quote last week

“When is Quote of the Week coming out?”
-Wilder

Bryca: Are you calling Iman AGAIN?
Andrew: No.
Andrew: Iman, pick up.

"Minnesota isn't even a country."
-Moustafa (trying to insult Minnesota)

"That's not objectification, it's a camel!" - Ella

"I wish Natural Selection was more selective" -Ms. Haber while grading 
papers

-Mason, “The Truest
Literary Genius Of
Commonwealth” Granof