[QOTW] Have You Considered Voting [10-19-16]

[QOTW]

Hello, I’m calling to ask if you have considered voting for quotes this 
week’s election.  Quick notes: if somebody could convince the freshmen 
to submit quotes that are genuinely funny, it would improve their 
representation in the week winners.  We can’t have another disaster like 
last week happen, there was a tie which included quote by Deneb Scott.  
Take a look at the results.

Mr. Wharton: We're going to listen to music today.
Deneb: But that's only permitted in the Roundhouse from 2 to 5.
Mr. Wharton: Wise-ass.

Fortunately the referendum also nominated Reid and Erik’s quote about 
Turkmenistan
Reid: Erik, you're a man of history, so what happens in Turkmenistan?
Erik: Stays in Turkmenistan.

Select one of the quotes from below to vote for and reply to this email 
with your selection.

"I think I have a cat in my stomach." - Monica

"It's a weird mixture of bubblegum and vicodin" -Mason

"I can't tell what on my finger is chocolate and what is paint" -Perri

"Then I started free basing forks."
-Omari

"Alphabet, alphabet, it's not my skill set" -Anna Moss

"They call me LeTong James" -Reid throwing cutlery while doing pots

"I often feel that dealing with uncountably infinite vector spaces is 
easier than cleaning up after my children" -Mr. Letarte

"Thank God for Yom Kippur and that I'm not Jewish" -Mr. Paul

"I want to keep my ugly photo for the ID from when I was a freshman, 
because it's the last time I was truly happy" ~anonymous upperclassman

Reid: Do you want that in radians or degrees?
Mr. Paul: You tell me.
Reid: I asked first.

Reid: Erik, why are you always shit-talking European countries?
Erik: I wouldn't be if they didn't give me so much to shit-talk about.

"I thought 'Prague' was just someone mispronouncing 'Paraguay'" 
-Alexandra

"No talking in falsetto, what do you think this is, a squirrel factory?"
-Larry

"Sid Simon? More like 'Sid, sign in'"
-Reid at recess attendance

Take that, machine. If you don't cooperate we will remove the 
life-giving force from you...
-Ms. Budding, unplugging a DVD player

"We hold these truths to be self evident..." -Mason's finger puppet

Jordan Dowd: I think if I were to play football I would be a linebacker
Ms. Burke: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard you say. And 
that's saying something in and of itself

"It tastes like orange juice but it smells like fertilizer" -Reid

-Deneb “The Procrastinator” Scott