[QOTW] Underwater Edition! [QOTW 5/3/16]

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"I quotient-ified it, and then I said 'Yucky!' and left."
-Katherine Mateos, re: a calculus problem.

"In the 21st century, deleting history seems more important than making 
it."
-Moustafa

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"I myself have never tried to burn flesh but I believe there are better 
materials for a fire."
  -Ms. Budding

"Did you just propose to me with half of a cheese Danish? Because if so 
I accept"
-Rowan

“Vegetarians... Vegans... Presbyterians? (On people that don't eat 
bacon)”
-Erik

The whole thing is like a "Yo mama" joke.
-Moustafa (On the Odyssey)

"I created a religion?"
-Omari

"Spoon lobotomy, Warning: do not try ever."
-Note on a Whiteboard

"I'd settle for Jesus."
-Omari talking about Judas

“You may not tell anyone about the multiple choice section, including 
teachers, other students, or God.”
-Estrella

Tristan: Is that Shakespeare or something?
Jonah: Michael Jackson actually.

Tristan: "Never forgive. Never forget."
Dawson: "Unless you have Alzheimer's."

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-Deneb “blub” Scott