[QOTW] Major Mega March Marathon [QOTW 3/28/16]

[QOTW]

Morning, my marxist and masonic men and madams, do you ‘member what 
month it is?  It’s march and that means mega march qotw madness. How do 
we maintain this mega March madness you may Madagascar? Well, It’s 
mostly and mainly just meetings and mellow management.  My word! This 
March mega medley of quotes may or may not have more or less 23 quotes! 
Maybe I should Mexico meteor menial metallurgy and show you more than 
mediocre people the quotes.


MY WORD Last week, there was a monocratic 3-way tie between 3 different 
quotes, a microscopic chance, so all 3 winners will have to manageably 
split the most magnificent prize - a misshapen mitten full of mentos.

"I never saw wild turkeys, until I saw them, and the I saw them 
EVERYWHERE."
-Mr. Clifford

"IT'S LIKE A WET WILLY OF DEATH!"
-Halima on the assassination of Hamlet's father

"More love, less grinding."
-Susan, to AJ

May most of you now meander your way through this week’s mad mega march 
quotes!

Mr. Barsi: I thought this was common knowledge.
Ari: What's common knowledge?
Mr. Barsi: Evidently, nothing.

Nika: Do that again, and I'll neuter you.
Mason: That's rude.

"It's kind of like being immortal."
-Omari on having a lot of frees

Ben: What is it with you and your mom?
Dawson: I came out of her, we have a good bond.

Ben Powell: Self loathing is the best accessory for any real yuppie.
Noah Powell: Your stupid coat is the best accessory for any real yuppie.

Seeing the new Government Center station for the first time:
Emma D: Wow. It's whiter than my school.

Lucius: Where do human remains go?
Sajal: Compost.

Robbie: Free market capitalism is a tool like any other; if I hit Lucius 
with it, then that's immoral. The hammer itself isn't immoral.
Noah: If I took a hammer and every time I hit a nail a nation was 
destroyed, it'd be a pretty shit hammer.

Monica: Iman, don't cheat!
Iman: Too bad.

“Sometimes I confuse seagulls and children.”
-Javier

“Your hair is so soft, like a dead thing”
-Alexandra D

Is there a reason why your face always looks as if it's been slapped?
-Michael, to Erik

“I feel like the wedding cake monument is the Kim Kardashian of Rome- 
everyone hates it but nobody can stop talking about it."
-Janetta

“I ate too much fruit, I feel like a Roman emperor.”
-Erik

“I love myself some sick and depraved men.”
-Nicole

“I do like the shiny art better than the stone.”
-Overheard from American Tourists, on mosaics

“It's a beaver because it's beaver-shaped.”
-Mr. Conolly

“The cuter the animal, the tastier the meat.”
-Michael

"I've been fairly stable in my level of sadism for a long time."
-Mr. Letarte

"I never make puns.  Except accidentally.  And then I'm really upset."
-Ms. Brewster

Mr. Letarte: This is rapidly degenerating into one of the strangest 
classes I've ever taught.
Rosie: ... or evolving!

"I really think Kanye should be Trump's vice president.  They were made 
for each other.”
-Mr. Rios

"We need to stop talking about Kanye.  I'm sorry I brought it up."
-Mr. Rios

Many of you may not vote, but may you vote today so that the voting is 
more representative than Mauritania!

-Deneb “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Scott