[QOTW] Hey Girl [QOTW 1/22]

[QOTW]

Hey, girl, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine and I 
really need to send last week's winning quote.

Shyam: You can't be funny all the time, you need to take breaks.
AJ: So when are you coming back from your break? It's been a couple 
years.

Hey girl, you must be from Tennessee, because here are ten quotes.

"I could ask reasonable things or I could ask unreasonable things and 
grade very generously."
-Mr. Letarte

"Do you know what a bosom is, Thomas?"
-Mr. Vollrath

"I'm well aware that algebra students could help each other out in the 
bathroom."
-Mr. Wharton

"I am worried that I will fail this exam and then I will not get into 
college and I will end up living in a cardboard box."
- Ms. Budding on writing down your fears before exams

Mason: This is just like in Veggie Tales!
Ms. Haber: What's Veggie Tales?
Noah: Didn't you major in theology?

"Does cocaine have metaphorical legs?"
-Owen

Ms. Jackman: Are you making fun of my board work?
Rachel: No! ... it's just that you've had better days...

"There's nobody who feels lukewarm about goats."
-Mr. Rios

Speakers: (garbled noises)
Mr. Rios: Listen carefully, this will be on the test.

Jonah: How do you get a polite old lady to swear?
Moustafa: Yell, "BINGO!"

Hey, girl, did you fall from Heaven when it hurt? ...wait, it's the 
other way around, isn't it?

G.Mo "I heard you guys needed a pick-me-up" KangSuh