[QOTW] Old Fashioned [QOTW 1/11/16]

[QOTW]

Welcome to QOTW again, loyal subject!  We here at QOTW really appreciate 
all the submissions received by our newly installed underground direct 
telegraph line.  Keep all the good submissions coming, this week we got 
over 30 something quotations which is pretty fricken great.

Congratulations to Ellie for being last week’s winner in a landslide 
vote with 5 paper ballots received in the official P.O. box of QOTW in 
her name.

"I wanted to eat my feelings, but CVS was all out of the feelings I 
wanted to eat."
-Ellie

Submit this week’s nominations either by just replying to this email or 
by sending a well trained messenger pigeon equipped with proper safety 
equipment and or hand knit mittens.

David: Hey Noam, do you date your notes?
Noam: Do I what?
David: Your chemistry notes.  Do you date them?
Noam: Do I DATE them?
David: Like, do you put the date on them?
Noam: Ohhh.  Yes, I date them.

Halima: Want to look at prom dresses with us, Mr. Wharton?
Mr. Wharton: No, I already have mine.

Shyam: "You can't be funny all the time, you need to take breaks."
AJ: "So when are you coming back from your break? It's been a couple 
years."

Rachel: How do you deal with the fact that sometimes you can make a nice 
approximation [in chemistry] and sometimes you can't?
Ms. Jackman: Therapy

"In fact, Garrison is stoned. Not in the happy and mellow sense."
-Ms. Haber

Mr. Letarte: A set of size 17 cannot be placed in one-to-one 
correspondence with a set of size 16.
Owen: Not with that attitude!

Alexandra Domeshek: Who wants to take tests for fun??
Ms. Jackman: *points at Caleb*

"The Pope does not waste time with metaphors."
-Ms. Haber

Owen: There's something in a potato that's not in anything else.
Mr. Rios: What?
Owen: I don't know, but that's what my grandmother used to say.

"Looking for a quote of the week? Just say what I just said."
-Mr. Letarte

Thanks for reading QOTW today, special thanks goes to Sarah Wu, 
certified quote czar for helping with this edition.
-Deneb “Ch-ch-ch-ch-CHANGESSSSS” Scott