[QOTW] MoQH (Museum of Quoting Humans)

[QOTW]

You may take this audio tour in this order, and at my pace. Look for the 
email titled "MoQH". Look for the audio tour icon and the number placed 
beside selected works. Enter that number on your keypad, which may or 
may not exist, and then press the green PLAY/PAUSE button, which almost 
certainly does not exist. If you make a mistake, press the red STOP 
button. Since the STOP button is actually a dummy, and the audio 
recording will not stop until it is too late, we at the museum suggest 
you do not make mistakes.

(1)
"How do you know it's jazz hands and not wrist twinkles?"
-Emma W.

(2)
Rosie: Is it weird that I still sleep with my teddy bear?
Katherine M: Well, I sleep with my chem textbook, so...

(3)
"When I retire, I expect the teachers to burst out in that song from 
Wizard of Oz. How does it go?  Oh yes. Ding, dong, the witch is dead."
-Mr. Wharton

(4)
"I'm going to be optimistic about my life today. (drops pack of gum) My 
life is in shambles."
-Rosie

(5)
"Can I lick your pit?"
-Bella on eating an avocado pit

(6)
"And before long, banks will be salivating over you."
-Mr. Letarte

(7)
"The most telling event this year showing how laid back this class is 
was when Mr. Castro showed up with sushi."
-Mr. Letarte

(8)
"I lost to my computer at blackjack. At least I can beat it at boxing."
-Moustafa

(9)
Dawson: Hi Larry.
Larry: Easy for you to say.

(10)
Larry: The model's late. Hey kids, if she doesn't come, how about we 
just play cards?
Georgia: We could play strip poker, and soon enough we'd have a model.

Thank you for visiting the MoQH of Modern Art. We hope that this audio 
tour was informative and helpful. If you feel otherwise, please leave 
the building to file your complaint at the nearest stranger. 
Additionally, the curator of the Museum would like to shrug nonchalantly 
at the recent complaints that the audio guide contained no audio 
recording whatsoever.

Announcement: we are accepting donations to exhibit in our museum. You 
may submit works of art by visiting our website at qotw.net. You may 
also call us to listen to unhelpful, low-quality classical music for an 
hour.

Please return this device as you leave.

G.Mo "Better than MoQWaLiK, the Museum of Quotes Which Are Late, I Know" 
KangSuh