[QOTW] Only to be Opened in an Emergency [4/25/16]

[QOTW]

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Read "thewordsofcthulu.csv"?
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Anay: Hey Sam maybe you have a waffle fetish.
Sam: I don't have a waffle fetish they just make me...uhh...*leaves*

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"You learn to answer questions like: 'What the hell is this?' 'Why the 
hell should we care?' and 'Where the hell is the eraser?'
-Mr. Racioppi

"I quotient-ified it, and then I said 'Yucky!' and left."
-Katherine Mateos, re: a calculus problem.

"During the cultural revolution some students would parade their 
teachers through the street wearing dunce caps to humiliate them. Can 
you imagine how good that would feel after a Letarte test or a research 
paper?"
-Ms. Grant

"It's not lost, I just don't know where it is."
-Moustafa, re: his phone

"In the 21st century, deleting history seems more important than making 
it."
-Moustafa

Ms Budding: Hmm, looks like 6 people are here today...that's 50% of our 
class...
Rosie: Hey, that's an A in Mr Letarte's world!

Lucius: What do you jam out to on the way to the building?
Mr. Wharton: Mozart! and Bach.  I don't really jam out anymore.

"You know it's bad when Lee's distracted."
-Ms. Jackman

"It's like you're trying to make milk the wrong way"
-Zack, re: water mixed with parmesan

"If you do not know your Social Security, do not guess it."
-Mr. Letarte

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Death, only death.
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you live.
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G.Mo "Beep Boop" Kang-Suh