[QOTW] Quoteline Bling [4/11/16]

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Fruit is a really good pretext for imperialism.
-Jordan

Ms. Haber: New England, not a big lynching community.
Jordan: We should put that slogan on something.

"Robbie: Look at her, yuck yuck"
-Matt H, giving stage notes

"Getting married in your twenties is like leaving the party at 9."
-Omari

"You guys are like little woodland creatures who run around meadows, 
picking up the low-hanging fruit."
-Mr. Clifford on High Schoolers

"April Fools! Here's a placenta."
-Catie

Alexis: God listens to me.
Rosie: Yeah, but he listens to you like a grandma listens when she 
doesn't have her hearing aid in.

Mrs. Budding: I don't think any of us would say that getting sandwiches 
caused World War I.
AJ: Au contraire...

"Is it literally a figurative lollipop or figuratively a literal 
lollipop? You can't have it both ways."
-Jordan

"I'm sort of making it up as I go along, but I think it's grounded in 
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