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 The real ice cream was the friends we made along the way
-Benjamin on Free Cone Day

1. Select the best quote:

(a) Charlie: I'm going upstairs now
Julian: K, bye
Charlie: You should come too, it's a party
Julian: Charlie, it's literally just you
Charlie: It's still a party

(b) Don't do this at home, because you could, essentially, create a
bomb. -Ms. Jackman

(c) Zach: I don't know what you were trying to say but you didn't say
it.

(d) "You never ask a kid 'would you like vegetables.' You ask them
'would you like peas or carrots' giving the illusion that they have a
choice. In the same way, your test Thursday is cancelled."

-Mr. Barsi

(e) "Can I have Chinese baguettes?" -Michael's French exchange buddy on
chopsticks

(f) Ari: More emails than usual? Compensating for something? (Actual
email Ari sent to us <3.)

(g) "Ms. Mechaber says that the goal of humans is to reproduce as much
as possible. Therefore, Genghis Khan is the most successful human of all
time." -Charlie

(h) Sara Curtis: I licked a mushroom and my head grew to the size of the
world. 

(i) "Poop emoji is not the new sex with my mom."

Abby K

(j) Mr. Wharton to Halima: Would you like some chocolate?

Raphael: Don't accept candy from strangers. 
Halima: I know who Mr. Wharton is. And if I didn't, I would introduce
myself so I could get candy.

END OF TEST

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