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Time - Not even close to enough
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<pre> The real ice cream was the friends we made along the way
-Benjamin on Free Cone Day<br /><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">1. Select the best quote:</span><br /><br /></pre>
<pre>(a) Charlie: I'm going upstairs now<br />Julian: K, bye<br />Charlie: You should come too, it's a party<br />Julian: Charlie, it's literally just you<br />Charlie: It's still a party<br /><br />(b) Don't do this at home, because you could, essentially, create a bomb. -Ms. Jackman<br /><br />(c) Zach: I don't know what you were trying to say but you didn't say it.<br /><br />(d) "You never ask a kid 'would you like vegetables.' You ask them 'would you like peas or carrots' giving the illusion that they have a choice. In the same way, your test Thursday is cancelled."</pre>
<pre>-Mr. Barsi<br /><br />(e) "Can I have Chinese baguettes?" -Michael's French exchange buddy on chopsticks<br /><br />(f) Ari: More emails than usual? Compensating for something? (Actual email Ari sent to us <3.)<br /><br />(g) "Ms. Mechaber says that the goal of humans is to reproduce as much as possible. Therefore, Genghis Khan is the most successful human of all time." -Charlie<br /><br />(h) Sara Curtis: I licked a mushroom and my head grew to the size of the world. <br /><br />(i) "Poop emoji is not the new sex with my mom."</pre>
<pre>Abby K<br /><br />(j) Mr. Wharton to Halima: Would you like some chocolate?</pre>
<pre>Raphael: Don't accept candy from strangers.
Halima: I know who Mr. Wharton is. And if I didn't, I would introduce myself so I could get candy.<br /><br /><strong>END OF TEST</strong><br /><br />Please send in your answer and the QOTW leprechaun will review your exams and send you back your score.<br />Pher "I'm sorry if this emails stresses you out" Gleason</pre>
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