[QOTW] The 1st monthly quotecademy awards

[QOTW]

Ladies and gentlemen, our next presenter is a quotecademy awards winner,
please welcome to the stage Pher Gleason:
Thank you. This next award is for the funniest quote as deemed by our
student body (the 5 people who respond who aren't Ari and also a few
grads who don't believe in quitters.)

The nominees are:

"When you have Jesus and equations, you can't be sad."
-Mr. Gordon

"Everyone, get on the bacon! It's not as hot!"
-Alex L., during a strange improv exercise

Ben S.: If something is not something else, it is a terrible one of that
thing.
Emma C.: By that argument, I am a terrible boy.
Ben S.: You are a terrible boy. My sweater is a terrible llama. The MBTA
is a terrible transportation system.

Emma C: Whom did you just tell to shut up?
Noah: Charlie, I think.
Emma: Why?
Noah: Principle.

Bryca: I think a group must be at least 2 people.
Zoe: No, a couple is 2 people. A group is at least 3.
Mason to Deneb: Let's go not be a group together.

"Our school is a really weird mix of a preschool and a college."
-Alex C-K.

"If you bang your head against a wall and it doesn't work, do it again!"
-Mr. Sherry

"Living in the suburbs is the equivalent of living in oatmeal."
-AJ

Mattie: What's a Jewish-American princess?
Rachel: It's like... Do you know anyone from Long Island?

"I've been here for four years, and the Chess Club has had the
reputation of a frat house for all of them."
-Benjamin Powell

And the Quotie goes to: (Struggles with envelope for too long)

Benjamin Powell! For his role in Chess Club (the Commonwealth Fight Club
remake.)

Next week's nominees are:

Mr. Wharton: Let's talk generalizations, teenagers are sneaky
Erik: Principles are unintelligent

"You can marry a girl, you can marry a boy, you can marry a potted
plant, but if that potted plant has an attitude, she's outta there!"
-G.Mo Kang, describing his mother's opinion

"It's like watching a Kentucky Derby where all the horses have polio."
-Jordan Dowd

The real ice cream was the friends we made along the way
-Benjamin on Free Cone Day

I like interesting things, Erik, but I'd rather be interested in
interesting things that are more interesting - Mr. Letarte

Ms. Tarnoff: But the happiness from sugar is only temporary, right?
Noah: All happiness is temporary.

Rafael: Erik, did you get me chocolate?
Erik: No
Rafael: I'm gonna neuter you.

"He's another Eric...spelled correctly."
-Randy, referring to his brother

"It's like talking to a wall... No, it's like talking to a wall that
responds with wrong answers." 
Phil B., on talking to Clark. 

Kevin: I was once kicked out of a casino for touching stuff.
Mason: That raises a lot of questions...

Thanks for reading!
We'll see you next week.

Pher "Jokes about how long it's been since the last email" Gleason

PS Please vote and submit a ton. To make up for our missed emails (let
the record show that they were the first missed emails all year) we
would like to send out extra emails to boost morale of those taking APs.
Expect more emails than usual!
<3<3
-Pher "Double the signatures, double the rad" Gleason
 
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