[QOTW] Quote of the Week February 27 2012

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    Unlike last week, this week's selection of quotes do not involve 
either sex or pregnancy. Speaking of last week, the winner was Nick and 
Keller on picking up girls at model UN:

Nick: "I got two girls' numbers"
Keller: "Let me guess, Ms. Budding and Ms. Haber?"

   We all know the real reason Model UN exists is to mediate the picking 
up of girls. And moving on before I dig myself deep into either a sexist 
comment or offend anyone, here's this week's scoop!


Danny: Sorry Mr. Wharton, I left my book at home today.
Mr Wharton: Danny, next year if you have a meeting with the Dean, what 
do you think he is going to say to you if you leave [important papers] 
at home?
Danny: He'll probably say "you can go grab them from your dorm!"



"Your eyes are about to fall out? Too bad we don't have a school 
nurse."
-Ms. Cyrier to a whining Sam Black



"Most two-year-olds are dumb."
"Yeah, two is the golden age of eating glue...when glue is like 
caviar."
~Nayab and Lydia


"Even though I am older than 50, I am still hoping to have one last 
Model UN meeting..."
-- Ms. Budding, in response to Mr. Wharton's warning about old age


"When did the Libertarians become involved in this? This is Parliament, 
not a playground."
- Shaul during debate


"He was Jewish, so he was naturally on the side of the devil"
--Mr. Davis


Guys, my legs are really moist right now!
-Helen, completely out of the blue at boloco.



"What confuses me is how Americans pronounce their names - I get them 
mixed up!"
"Like Sam Jiang and Ben Kim?"
Ms. Jackman and Tahmid, continuing on a tangent about confusing 
pronunciation
(yes I did just quote myself - it was supposed to be Sophie's week, and 
its mostly Ms. Jackman here anyway)



"Oh my God, I just realized it.  Everything makes sense now.  The 
she-wolf is a lesbian!"
-Rachel Foster while Shakira's "She-Wolf" is playing at the 
dance-a-thon


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Tahmid "did you notice how I didn't yell at you guys for only 8 
quotes?" Rahman