[QOTW] Quote of the Week Sunday April 3

[QOTW]

 You'll probably waiting for QOTW on Tuesday night because I was lazy 
 sor in a coma or something, but APRIL FOOLS! IT'S ON TIME!

 Hey it's that thing you could have sworn had died for a month!
 And it's not just not dead (contrary to undead, which depends on how 
 much sleep we get), but it’s not dead –and- has plenty of submissions! 
 Like, a little less than 2 e-mails worth! Although apparently I had been 
 really witty this month or everyone's sense of humor had gone and died, 
 but 4 of those submissions were cast out for writer’s bias (wait…doesn’t 
 that mean I'm biased –against- my quotes?) and we have enough for a 
 little more than one submission! Last week…uhh…two weeks ag-…err…three 
 we…hmm…Last e-mail ago, Mr. Wharton won by a small landslide (so more of 
 a displaced-dirt-flowing-down-a-stream), saying "Mark…don't be a jerk." 
 Important life lesson there: never derive your accelerations, or Mark 
 will happen.
 	Submissions this week:
 "I can just imagine Vanderbuilt going to this guy's cottage and saying 
 'What are you calling your cottage, young man?' and he'd say 'It's 
 called Chateau Nooga' and Vanderbuilt'd be like 'Well, there goes the 
 neighborhood, you jerk!'"
 --Ms. Haber, on rich guys' pretentious cottage names

 "It's about adults and teenagers hitting the shuttlecock at 200 miles 
 per hour."
 --Jay Rauch on badminton

 "The clock strikes 12, the party is over and the Mongols all come in 
 and turn everybody into pumpkins"
 --Mrs. Haber

 "It was a machine to stably sort cards using LSD. Well, actually, you 
 would physically use LSD..."
 --Mario Alvarez's CompSci professor

 "And she was like brumbrumbrumbrum and I was like stop it lady, you 
 sound like a lawnmower"
 --Paraphrase of statement by Alex Bryan about a visitor's mother

 "Mr. Speaker, I'd like to point out that my opponent just made some of 
 the most stupidest points in the history of existence!"
 --Tahmid

 "It's like two-dimensional baseball!"
 --Mr. Conolly, deriding Ms. Grant and Ms. Jackman's interest in the 
 India-Pakistan cricket match
 [In cricket’s defense, having baseball on an actual 3D playing field 
 sounds pretty awesome]

 "What? No, irrationals are, like, 'hey, dude, I'm gonna pop my 
 collar.'"
 --Mark

 "I've been thinking about this. Like, if you die, it's better to have 
 the whole world die with you. It's more community oriented."
 --Caleb Weinreb while talking about nuclear explosions

 "I still write it...When I'm home alone I write it"
 --Ms. Cyrier, on using SOHCAHTOA

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 Have a nice weekend
 --Shaul "http://i.imgur.com/DIUlp.png" Vin