[QOTW] Quote of the Week: 10/10/10!

[QOTW]

Dear readers,
	So there was this pattern going on last year where I wouldn’t get 
enough submissions, and yell at you, you all submit to Asa’s week, he 
praises you for your submissions, you sit back and think your job is 
done. Well, I don’t have to yell at you! We have plenty of great quotes 
for you this week and hope to have more for you for indefinite periods 
of time beyond that! Last week’s winner was Mrs. Haber, who said "Oh, 
you people, are your souls not better than those at BUA?" 
Congratulations to Mrs. Haber and our constantly fluctuating 
soullessness! You can make your soul feel better through charity, by 
submitting your quotes at http://www.qotw.net/submit.php and karma will 
bless you with a hilarious e-mail the following week!

This week’s quotes include:

"Quick, you guys! Look like we're smart!"
--Danny Makholm, upon noticing that people on an admissions tour were 
looking into the Bio room.

"Could I have come up with more creative names? Yes. But I'm a 
computer scientist."
--Mario's CompSci lecturer, imparting the secrets of his craft.

"Whenever there's a cow, I want to talk about it. A cow is never by 
accident."
--Ms. Dale

"Oh, I wish we could do this, but we can't really do it legally…" -Ms. 
Jackman during a lab on how alcohol is metabolized

"It's not that bad, I've done this before and I'm not radioactive or 
anything…At least I think I'm not radioactive."
--Rui Wang, floating in the Charles River

"What's with all this clogging?! The school's having a heart attack!"
--Ms. Cyrier on the students crowding the third floor hallway

"We should have a bony-off!"
--Matt B., challenging Asa to a somewhat suspicious test of pointy 
elbows

"Ok, when I think someone's arrogant that's really saying something, 
because I'm pretty arrogant."
--Josh Nadel on Paradise Lost

"I went mining once. It wasn't so great. I can see why the miners 
don't dig it."
--Kai N.

Ms. Jackman: "How freely flowing is alcohol on a college campus?"
Josh Nadel: "It…has a very low viscosity."

	I’m putting my money on Asa’s pointy elbows. You can vote for your 
favorite quote on this list by going to http://www.qotw.net/voting.php 
and following the very simple instructions of “Step 1: Reply to this 
e-mail.” To make things better, you could soon be reading of some 
Honorable Mentions, which we actually accumulated enough to send to 
you. All you have to do is subscribe at 
http://www.qotw.net/subscribe.php or send a message to 
Honorablementions_subscribe at qotw.net.
	Remember: Just because I don’t rant now doesn’t mean that Asa won’t 
next week, so SUBMIT!

	Shaul “I was going to send this an hour and a half before but my 
Tutor rang the doorbell before I could make this nickname” Vin