[QOTW] Quote of the Week, December 5

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 Dear readers and co.,
 	Nice last-minute save! We had 5 submissions on Friday and it only took 
 two bouts of begging from Asa and me to get you to keep submitting. Now 
 we have plenty, and then some! I’m going to keep this quick because I 
 don’t want to make 5-hours-later-than-it-should-be-sent a precedent or 
 anything. Asa confirmed with me that there is “getting a tie as well, 
 between people whose last names begin with C and D.” Well, Asa is right 
 (by default, because even if we had different results I’d go with his 
 anyways because I suck at the tallying thing)! The winner this week is 
 both Mr. Cavis and Mr. Donolly, saying " 'Flanting'?! I think we should 
 make that a word. What should we have it mean? How about 'sexual parts 
 made of aluminum and steel'?" and "So what do you do? You make sure the 
 heroin lasts your whole lifetime!" respectively! Remember to follow 
 instructions listed at http://qotw.net/voting.php and 
 http://qotw.net/submit.php because submitting in one week is not as 
 awesome as submitting in two weeks!

 This week’s quotes are:

 "What else will you experience besides joy!"
 --Ms. Cyrier talking about pushing a refridgerator box

 "Josh, my mom is *way* out of your league."
 --Isabelle L.

 "Watch out for those lns, they bite.  They may look cute like you just 
 want to rub their stomachs, but they will bite you if you give them the 
 chance"
 --Mr. Sherry, warning Eloise

 "My house is like a walking carcinogen!"
 --Ruth Hanna
 [My flashlight is apparently a carcinogen according to California. It 
 says it is because it contains silicon and, anyways, nobody asked you, 
 California!]

 "Yeah, she worked for Faux News. I mean, Fox News."
 --Celine Delaunay

 " 'Corambovis' is, like... you can feel it, you know? [makes suggestive 
 hand motions] 'Callipygian'... no. But 'corambovis'... I don't know, 
 there's something about 'bovis.' [hand motions again]"
 --Mónica

 "Here in physics land, where we actually get math /done/..."
 --Ms. Cyrier, firing back at a physics student's jibe at some sketchily 
 explained calculus

 "Ever since I started watching 'Mad Men,' I'm skeptical whenever I see 
 someone has their office door closed..."
 --Aurelie, on seeing Mr. Wharton's office doors shut as she came in one 
 morning.

 "It's written all over her face...I just can't read it..."
 --Shanna (non-commonwealth) about Tricia

 Ms. Cyrier: "What ELSE are you gonna do with a refrigerator box 
 [besides play with it]?"
 Sam B.: "Set it on fire?"
 Ms. C.: "Sam, this is physics class - that's Chem. 2."

 Thank you, Ms. Cyrier, for saying the most amount of quotable things in 
 two days’ worth of one-period classes, and thank you everyone else for 
 remembering them because if you didn’t we would probably not have enough 
 submissions this week! Remember: http://qotw.net/voting.php 
 http://qotw.net/submit.php http://qotw.net/subscribe.php. The keywords 
 refer to their respective purposes; ‘/voting.php’ allows you to 
 subscribe to Honorable Mentions, ‘/submit.php’ tells you how to vote, 
 and ‘/subscribe.php’ lets you submit your quotes! Obviously! Remember to 
 keep submitting, voting, and…well, remember to subscribe at least once. 
 I have no idea why you need more than one subscription to the same 
 e-mail list.

 --Shaul “I wrote this out of sheer willpower and not because Minecraft 
 crashed and I had nothing better to do” Vin