[QOTW] QOTW for the Week of February 15, 2009

[QOTW]

Salutations! and all that!
This week was rather a good week. I'm glad we can slip back into this  
rhythm and get nice, funny quotes flowing. To start us off, last week,  
after yelling to Ms. Jackman on the subject of basis vectors, Mr.  
Riahi reassured his Linear Algebra class by saying "Come on, guys, I  
am a badass!" Here are this week's fantastamagorical quotes:

"There are some breakfast cereals that I think it would be  
considerably healthier to eat the box they come in."
-Ben Horn

"Dude, if I tried that, the vapor pressure of hamburger would go  
through the roof!"
-Joe Taff

"Love is in the air, not just in the dark corners of the Commonwealth  
Lobby."
-Larry Geffin, announcing about hawk mating season

"Turn your head down and look at those funny things on the page that  
look like ants, except they're not moving."
-Mr. Davis, expounding on "Read"

"One of the weird things about being in a movie (and there are a lot  
of things) is that you get a lot of random friend requests on FaceBook."
-Seth Moulton

"We've got this AP information booklet for you. It's a great read if  
you're suffering from insomnia."
-Ms. Jackman, who proceeded to explain that the book was, in fact,  
*more* interesting than a faculty meeting.

"It's lame that bro-love doesn't rhyme, but I guess you could just  
abbreviate 'bromosexual'"
-Gautam Mohan

"The church got more power, that's one of the reasons why these are  
the *High* Middle Ages. The church got high on power."
-Ms. Grant

"You ever get that feeling that you just *have* to take your clothes  
off or you'll get strangled or something?"
-Russell Weiss-Irwin

"Whenever I look at an Activity Series, I think of atoms like Sodium  
and Potassium, who are giving up their electrons all over the place-  
they're a little slutty."
-Hannah K-H

So there you have it! Ten quotes, none of which I deem to be  
particularly weak. It's a strong week this week, so vote accordingly.  
Vote by replying to this email with any of your top choices (but be  
sure to do it by 5PM on Friday night!) You should also submit, because  
that's really helpful too. Submitting is just as easy, if not easier  
than voting! Just reply to this email with the quote, whoever said it,  
and necessary context.

Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow,
Dan "Soon Sufferer of the Epidemic" Fries