[QOTW] QOTW for the Week of September 28, 2008

[QOTW]

So.
It is again time for Quote of the Week. I'm sure you've all been  
holding your breath, waiting for that lovely "ping" that signals that  
you've received an email. Perhaps you've been pressing "Refresh" for  
the past few hours, desperately hoping for this very email to pop up.  
Sorry to have kept you waiting. Last week, Hannah K-H expressed her  
displeasure at the word "gay" being used in a derogatory fashion. She  
said, at announcements, "And when my acquaintances say 'Hannah, you're  
so gay,' I say 'Dude, how did you KNOW?!'" It was funny. Here are your  
choices for this week. Please enjoy them.

"I look like a train with a headlight."
-Ben Safran, wearing a headlamp for the first time


"I just dotted my 'f.'"
-Gabe Murchison

"Mr. Wharton's a really good waterskier, and a really good  
carpenter... HE's JESUS!"
-Lauren

"It's like instant baptism: just add water."
- Ms. Grant on national conversion

"Don't make me put my mouth on your face again!"
Gautam, to Camille S.

"We are nipple-hat jedi! We wear nipples on our heads!"
-Emma Brennan-Wydra

"It's *tricky*, but you can *do it*."
-Ms. Jackman on making out in movie theaters.

"If you were a salamander, and thus breathed through your legs, they  
wouldn't get enough oxygen, and they would die."
-Eli, completely out of the blue

"A living milkshake"
-Mr. Davis on Hannah Telegen

"I'm not a milkshake! Those get mad when you don't refrigerate them!"
-Hannah Telegen in response to Mr. Davis' comment

Yup. Quotes. Vote early, do it by replying. Alternatively, you can use  
the website. You should submit quotes too. You can do that in the same  
fashion.

Until next week.
Dan "Me? Sarcastic? Noooo" Fries