[QOTW] QOTW for the Week of May 18, 2008

[QOTW]

Hey everyone,
So while your lovely quoter Dan has been slaving away at Quote of the
Week for the last few months, this is my official last email before I
pass it to him completely. He already has the quote coat, and now he
gets the blame... Nonetheless, I have enjoyed this immensely, and I am
pleased to tell you one last time that the winner of last week is
Jean, with her quote "People think I'm a Middle Schooler, but I'm
actually a lesbian."
And the quotes this week are...

"Logging is like shaving, except, instead of hair, it's trees."
-Gautam Mohan

"It was so long. And there was so much water."
-Ms. Folkman, on her problems with Titanic

"I couldn't find any appropriate socks."
-Ariana Hall, on dressing for a seance

"No. Pontius Pilate did not invent pilates."
-Emma B-W

"I would say that under Communism, everywhere you went- every store
you went into, every office, was like the [Registry of Motor Vehicles]
here. Except the RMV has gotten so much better."
-Ms. Budding

"You're like the bad Eastern-European listening device that doesn't
pick everything up."
-David Gulick, Sarah's father, on her hearing and commenting on
snatches of conversation from other rooms of the house.

"So say you have a small explosion, relatively nearby, say, a  
supernova..."
- Mr. Riahi

"My parents keep wanting me to have people over, but I keep telling
them that there are too many places in our house for people to go and
make out."
-Ethan Edwards

"It's really fascinating that cummerbunds are so pointless, and yet
are absolutley essential."
-Ben Pokross

"I took Communion a few times, because my high school girlfriend ran a
Christian group. And I don't remember anyone being killed."
-Mr. Davis


Thank you all, and remember to vote.

-Sarah "I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life after this but what
ever it is, it's going to be AWESOME" Gulick