[QOTW] Quote of the Week, April 22

[Quote of the Week]

Dear QOTWers,
     How nice to see you again. I've missed our little exchanges while
I've been off applying to college. I'd really love to stay and chat,
but, honestly, I was just hoping you'd do my laundry for me and after
all I've got places to be. By the way, I need some more money for
books.
     This week's winner: "It's society's fault. Maybe if I'd been raised
by wolves, I wouldn't be gay." -Ben P.

And the nominees:

"Freshman year I was such a wimp. I only had like, three or four cones."
-Danielle on free cone day

"It's just beginning, middle, sex scene, climax, end." -Adriel, on the 300

"Besides, this rice doesn't really taste like rice. It tastes
like...plastic?" -Andrea, not tired of rice

"The best thing about the new copier: you can make it print 'top secret'
across the page!" -Ms. Jackman (handing out graphs with 'top secret' on
them)

"You need the click. The click is like the orgasm of two chairs." -Larry,
to a freshman putting a chair away

"We had a Chem 1 enriched." -Ms. Jackman
"Like uranium?" -Julia
"Like white bread." -Ms. Jackman

"That's their problem and they should just take their clothes off." -Will,
response to the discomforted the first hot day of spring

"I had all the flavors with alcohol!" -Meg Short after free cone day

"It costs an army and a leg." -Monica, trying out a new English phrase

"It goes to 1. And 1 is notoriously different from 0." -Mr. Riahi,
theoretical calculus

     So that's it for this week. Remember to vote by 5 PM Friday. And if
you hear something funny, submit it. If your quote is funny enough,
we may give you the access codes for the hovercraft.

-Greta "the password is always swordfish" Friar